This world is flawless. It's society that is not.

my dad: hey its 8 in the morning you know who i should do lets turn on the blender also there arent enough pots and pans being banged together let me fix that excuse me while i mow the carpet

That awesome moment when you find a friend you can act stupid with

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JAIMIE!!! hahahhahaha “the eye contact game” o.O

HAHAHAHA!

That awesome moment when you find a friend you can act stupid with

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JAIMIE!!! hahahhahaha “the eye contact game” o.O

HAHAHAHA!

That awkward moment when the President is locked out of the White House.

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When you realize you’re going to be home alone:

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Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!

You hear the slightest noise

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Why be passive aggressive when you can be aggressive aggressive?

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Story of my life.

When you walk into your class at the start of the year and see what idiots you’re with

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When your parents used to hold their hand in front of your face to keep you from seeing inappropriate things

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That’s the cutest owl ever!

When stopping a girl from walking away…

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Expectation:

Reality: